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Phineas and Ferb: Costume Party
Scene One: The Flynn/Fletcher household
(Phineas and Ferb are sitting on the couch. Their friends, Baljeet, Buford, and Isabella were also sitting on the couch. They were watching cartoons and eating cereal.)

Phineas: One of my favorite things to do besides building stuff. Just sitting on the couch, eating cereal, and watching cartoons.

Buford: (Takes a big bite of his cereal) You said it.

(Linda, comes in to the Family Room.)

Linda: Kids, we are going to make a cake for the 2nd Annual Summer Costume Party for this year. We are just waiting for my friend, Cynthia Jenkins and her new boy-friend. So, open the door when they come, alright.

Phineas: OK, Mom.

Isabella: I wonder what Dr. Jenkins' boy-friend is like?

Phineas: I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he will be cool.

(The doorbell rings, and Ferb gets the door. He opens it. It's Cynthia, Dr. Doof, and Penny. They all walk in.)

Cynthia: Hello, Ferb. (Ruffles his hair.)

Isabella: (Waves) Hi, Dr. Jenkins.

Cynthia: Hello, Isabella. How's Pinky doing?

Isabella: He's doing fine, thanks.

Buford: Hey, who's the geek in the Lab Coat?

Dr. Doof: (Arms folded) I am not a geek.

Cynthia: Oh, I forget to mention. This is my Boy-friend, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Dr. Doof: (Waves)Uh, Hi.

Phineas: It's nice to meet you, sir. So, what do you do? Are you a Pharmacist?

Dr. Doof: (Shrugs shoulders) Sure, let's go with that.

Cynthia: Well, I'm going to help Linda and Vivian with the Cake. Heinz, maybe you can talk to the kids. (Cynthia goes in the kitchen.)

(The kids and Dr. D stare at each other for a couple of seconds. They really don't know what to say, until Phineas speaks up.)

Phineas: So, Dr. D, what are you going to be for the 2nd Annual Summer Costume Party?

Dr. Doof: I'm not sure. But I know, I want to be something cool and hip to beat my No-good brother in the Costume Contest. But, impress my lovely girlfriend in the process.

Phineas: Hey, I know what we're going to do today. Lets go to the attic to get Dad's costume trunk.

(Ferb, Baljeet, Buford, and Isabella give a salute, and then follow Phineas. A couple seconds later, they have the trunk. They place it right by Dr. Doof.)

Dr. Doof: What's this?

Phineas: It's Dad's costume trunk. He likes to collect different costumes from various movies and shows.

Dr. Doof: Can I try them on?

Isabella: Sure, and we even can give you some fashion tips.

Baljeet: Ooo, like in that Fashion Reality Show, that's hosted by Gaston Le Mode.

Isabella: Yeah, kind of.

(Dr. Doof takes some costumes out of the trunk and takes them to the closet. The five kids are sitting on the couch waiting for Dr. Doof to put on the first costume. He opens the door and he is wearing a tuxedo. James Bond-like music is playing in the background. The music is coming from Ferb's stereo.)

Dr. Doof: (Straightens his bow-tie. Trying to do his best British accent.) The name's, Doofenshmirtz,  Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Buford: Very classy, Dr. D.

Dr. Doof: Thanks. Hey, what does this watch do? (Pushes Button and a laser comes out.)

Phineas: Look out.

(The Kids all duck from the laser. Nobody gets hurt, but the couch has a small hole in it.)

Dr. Doof: (Nervous laugh.) Oops. I'll try the next costume.

(Dr. Doof goes back into the closet to try the next costume.  A couple of seconds later, he opens the door. He's now wearing a Han Solo-like outfit and holding a fake laser gun.)

Phineas: Very Nice.

Dr. Doof: I'm Heinz Solo. Prepare to eat dirt, Alien Scum. (Starts making laser gun noises.)

Buford: And you're not considered a geek, because

Dr. D: (Blushes. Hiding Laser Gun behind back.) Um, maybe I'll go try on the next costume.

(He goes back into the closet. Seconds later, he opens the door. He's now wearing an Indiana Jones-like outfit and holding a whip. Ferb plays Indiana Jones type music on his stereo.)

Isabella: I like this costume the best, Dr. D. You look very rugged.

Dr. D: (Tips his Fedora and puts one hand on hip, proudly.) Thanks, Isabella. Hey kids, watch this. (Starts doing tricks with his whip, but it starts wrapping around his legs. He then hops back into the closet to try another costume.)

(He goes back into the closet again. A few seconds later, he opens the door again. This time, he's in a Zorro-like outfit and holding a Fencing sword.)

Baljeet: Wow, I'm pretty sure Dr. Jenkins will like you in that costume.

Dr. D: Yeah, Babes totally dig guys with swords. En Guarde. (Starts swishing around his sword. His pants fall down and he's wearing boxers with the word EVIL on them. The kids start giggling. He pulls his pants back up, blushing, and starts to laugh nervously.) This is kind of embarrassing. (Goes back into the closet.)

(He goes back to change into his next costume. He opens the door. He's now wearing a leather jacket, a white shirt, jeans, boots, and his hair is slicked back. The Kids are in awe.)

Kids: Wow, Cool.

Dr. D: Just call me, The Doof. (Puts two thumbs up.) Ehhh. Now, this is the costume I'm going to wear for the  2nd Annual Summer Costume Party.

(Dr. Doof went back into the closet and changed back into his regular lab coat and slacks. The Kids are still sitting on the couch. Dr. Doof is sitting on the Barca-Longer with his hands behind his head and Penny is on his lap. They are watching Baseball.)

Phineas: Wow, you invent things Dr. D?

Dr. D: That's right.

Phineas: Awesome. Ferb, I know what I'm going to be when I grow up. I'm going to be a Pharmacist.

(Cynthia comes into the Living Room.)

Cynthia: Heinz, Penny, we finished the cake. It's time to go.

(Dr. D takes Penny off of his lap and gets out of the Barca-Lounger.)

Phineas: Your boyfriend is really interesting, Dr. Jenkins.

Cynthia: Why, thank you Phineas.

Buford: Just one question, what do you like about that dweeb anyway?

Cynthia: I don't know. (Starts hugging Doof from behind.) I guess it's his eccentric charm, I guess.

Dr. D: (Holds his Lab Coat. Raises an eyebrow.) Oh, yeah, I'm a total stud.

Buford: (Rolls Eyes.) Riiight.

Scene Two: Dr. Doofenschmirtz's Apartment
(It was the night of the 2nd Annual Summer Costume Party. Cynthia brought Penny and Perry over as well. She was dressing them up in their costumes.)

Singers: Dooenschmirtz Evil Incorporated

Dr. D.: (Puts one hand on wall and the other hand on his hip, while his legs are crossed. Heavy Sigh) How much longer do you need to dress those two?

Cynthia: I'm almost done dressing them up, Doofy.

(Cynthia then comes into the room where Dr. Doof is. She is holding Perry and Penny. They are dressed up as Donald and Daisy Duck.)

Dr. D: Aw, Penny is a real cutie in that outfit.

Cynthia: She, sure is. I'll bet they'll win the best Pet costume contest for sure. Now, I'll get dressed in my costume. Then you can do the same.

(Cynthia puts Perry and Penny down on the floor. She goes into the other room and closes the door.)

Dr. D: (Bursts out Laughing) Look, at you, Perry the Platypus. You look so funny in that outfit, I can't stop laughing.

(Perry stands up on his hind legs. He doesn't look too happy. He takes a wrench out of his pocket and goes right toward the Doc. He then slaps the wrench right on his foot. Dr. Doof starts to scream in pain. He is also hopping up and down, holding his sore foot. Perry, then goes back on all fours and walks away from him. Just then, Cynthia opens the door and Dr. Doof  has his jaw dropped down. Cynthia was wearing a Nurse costume. She was wearing a Mini Skirt, but it wasn't too short.)

Cynthia: How do like my costume, Heinz?

Dr. D: (Wolf Whistles.) Helloooo, Nurse. (Runs up to her.) Cynthia, you look absolutely gorgeous. I know you will win Best Adult Female costume.

Cynthia: (Kisses him on lips.) That's so sweet of you, Doofy. Now, why don't you change in your costume? We don't want to be late.

Dr. D: Sure thing. (Goes into the room to change. Few seconds, later, he's in his costume.) Alright, I'm ready and raring to go. (Puts both thumbs up.)

(Cynthia carries both Perry and Penny in her arms. They go downstairs and ride on Dr. Doof's scooter. Cynthia is behind Heinz. Perry and Penny are in the new sidecar that he installed. He starts the scooter and they are off to Danville Town Hall.)

Scene Three: Danville Town Hall
(Dr. Doof parks the scooter. Cynthia takes Perry and Penny and carries them in her arms. The couple both go to the entrance of the Town Hall. Dr. D opens the door. Practically the whole town of Danville was here. Cynthia spots Linda, Lawrence, and the rest.)

Cynthia: Come on, Heinz. Let's say hello to everybody.

(Cynthia and Dr. D walk toward everybody. Linda is in her Lindana costume and her husband, Lawrence is dressed up as "Swampy" from Love Handel.)

Linda: Hey, Cynthia. I love your costume.

Cynthia: Thanks. Where are the kids?

Linda: I'll call them. (Yells out.) Kids, Dr. Jenkins and Dr. Doofenschmirtz are here. They also brought Perry along.

(Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and the rest of the kids run up towards them.)



Phineas: Hey, Dr. D.

Dr. D: Hey, Phineas, my man. (Gives him high five.) Who are you supposed to be?

Phineas: Well, I'm Clyde and Isabella is my partner in crime, Bonnie.

Cynthia: You two, look adorable. Where's your Step-brother, Ferb?

Phineas: Oh, he's over there. (Points out.) He and Gretchen are getting punch.

(Ferb is pouring punch for both him and Gretchen. Ferb is dressed up as the Frankenstein's monster and Gretchen is dressed up as the bride of Frankenstein. Next to them is Candace and Jeremy. Candace is dressed up as Cinderella and Jeremy is dressed up as Prince Charming.)

Candace: I love this costume, Jeremy. (Sigh) I feel like a true Princess.

Jeremy: (Holds Candace's hand) Well, you're always a princess to me.

Candace: (Blushes and Giggles.) Oh, Jeremy. Look, their's Stacy and Coltrane. Hey, Guys.

(Stacy and Coltrane walk up to Candace and Jeremy. Stacy is dressed up as the Queen of Hearts and Coltrane is dressed up as the Mad Hatter.)

Stacy: Hi, Candace, Jeremy. You got such awesome costumes.

Jeremy: Yeah, you two as well.

Coltrane: Thanks.

(Dr. D and Cynthia are talking to Roger, Heinz's brother and the Mayor of Danville. He's wearing a Gorilla costume and he is holding his mask.)

Roger: So, Cynthia, you're dating my Older brother?

Cynthia: Yes, I am, Mr. Mayor.

Roger: (Laughs) Oh, you don't have to call me that. Just call me Roger.

Cynthia: OK, Roger. Are you married?

Roger: Why yes I am. I'm married to the most beautiful woman in the world. Oh, Honey.

(A gorgeous woman in a tight tiger costume comes up to Roger, Cynthia, and Heinz. Dr. D's mouth is wide open once again. But Cynthia shuts it for him.)

Sharon: (Kisses him on the cheek.) What is it Roger?

Dr D: Hubba-Hubba.

(Cynthia nudges Dr. D in the stomach.)

Roger: You probably know my older bro, Heinz. This is his girl-friend, Dr. Cynthia Jenkins.

Sharon: (Shakes Cynthia's hand) It's nice to meet you.

Cynthia: Likewise.

(Phineas and Ferb were talking with the rest of the gang. Baljeet was a Samurai warrior, while Ginger was a Geisha. Buford was Julius Cesar.)

Buford: (Has a plate of appetizers.) Man, this party is totally rockin'. (Takes a bite out of a little hot dog.)

(Buford then bumps into Adyson Sweetwater. She is dressed up as Cleopatra.)

Adyson: Hey, watch it. Oh, Hi, Buford.

Buford: (Blushes) Hi, Adyson. Uh, I like your costume.

Adyson: I like your costume too.

Buford: Hey, want to dance?

Adyson: Sure.

(Buford and Adyson are holding hands and running to the dance floor.)

Ginger: Aw, they look so cute together.

Baljeet: Yes, and maybe if they start to be with each other. He won't beat me up as much anymore.

(The other kids in the costume were Django was dressed up as a Ghostbuster, Millie was dressed up as a Police woman, Katie was dressed up as an Angel, and Holly was dressed up as a puppy. Minutes later, Roger went on the stage to announce the Costume Contest.)

Roger: (Goes up towards Microphone.) Hello, Danville. Tonight is the night of the 2nd Annual Summer Costume Party. I am now going to announce the winners. The Winners of the Best Child Costumes, age (8-10) are (Opens Envelope) Phineas and Isabella as Bonnie and Clyde.

Ferb: (Gives thumbs up.) Nice Job.

Phineas: Hey, thanks Ferb.

(Phineas and Ferb go up on the stage. Everyone claps. Roger shakes both of their hands and they take the huge trophy with them.)

Roger: OK, the winners for the Best Pre-Teen Costumes, are (Opens Envelope) Candace and Jeremy as Cinderella and Prince Charming.

Candace: (Gasps) Did we win?

Jeremy: We sure did.

(Candace and Jeremy are holding hands while running towards the stage. They both shake Roger's hand and take their trophy.)

Roger: The winners for the Best Pet Costumes are (Opens Envelope) Perry and Penny as Donald and Daisy Duck.

(Perry and Penny walk on stage. Everyone claps. They both sit right next to their trophy. Some photographer takes their picture. Phineas and Ferb go to grab their trophy. Perry and Penny walk off the stage. Penny then goes to her owner, Cynthia.)

Cynthia: (Holds Penny in her arms.) Oh, Penny, I knew you two were going to win.

(Penny makes a chattering noise.)

Roger: The winner for Best Adult Female costume, (Opens envelope) My wife, Sharon as a tiger.

(Sharon goes to the stage, while all the guys start whistling and hollering. Sharon gives Roger a kiss on the cheek. She takes her trophy.)

Dr. D: (Arms crossed) I'm pretty sure who's going to win the next category.

Roger: And now, the last category of the evening. The winner of the Best Adult Male Costume is…..

Dr. D: (Biting his nails) I can't stand the suspense.

Roger: (Opens envelope) What do you know, it's my big brother, Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz as the Fonz.

Dr. D: I won?

Cynthia: You did. I'm so proud of you. (Gives him a kiss)

(Dr. D goes up on stage to claim is prize.)

Dr. D: I guess, I won. No hard feelings, right Brother?

Roger: Right.

(Roger is about to shake hands with his brother, when Heinz takes his hand away.)

Dr. D: (Laughs) Psyche.

(Dr. D takes his trophy and leaves the stage.)

Roger: Well, that was great, wasn't it? Now for your Entertainment, Here's Phineas and the Ferbtones.

(Everyone claps and Cheers. Phineas and Ferb have sunglasses on and start singing, "Freaks come out at Night." While Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, Django, and the Fireside girls were singing the chorus. and doing the Zombie "Thriller" dance in the background. Everyone was dancing, including Perry and Penny. When the song was over, everybody has the cake that Cynthia, Linda, and Vivian made.)

Phineas: This was the best Summer Costume Party, ever. Way better then last year.

Ferb: I totally agree.

(When everyone was done with the cake. It was time to go. Perry went back to his Family. Before Dr. D, Cynthia, and Penny were about to go. Roger came up to them.)

Roger: Hey, Bro.

Dr. D: What is it, now?

Roger: Me and my wife were wondering if you and Cynthia are coming to the Family Reunion, in two weeks. I know my daughter, Caitlyn will be excited to see her Uncle.

Cynthia: It sounds like fun.

Dr. D: Yeah, we'll be there.

Roger: (Hugs Dr. D tight) Thanks, Bro. I knew I could count on you.

Dr. D: (Out of Breath) Don't mention it.

(Roger stops hugging his brother, while Dr. D tries to get some air. Roger and Sharon wave good-bye. Cynthia, Heinz, and Penny leave Danville Town Hall. They then go on Doof's scooter and drive off.)

Cynthia: This was such a wonderful night, Doofy. I definitely want to do this next year.

Dr. D: Yeah, me too. Maybe, I can beat Roger a second time in a row. (Laughs)
This is my second Phineas and Ferb story. I finished it just in time for Halloween.

Phineas and Ferb (c) Dan P. Jeff M./Disney
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I love it, very creative and fun.